What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

No way

Still no good.

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Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How did you adjust to civilian life after your military service in the British Army?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

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Then came..

share office space ...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Is there a software or anything else where you could remove a certain instrument sound from a song and replace it with you playing that instrument instead while the rest of the instruments play?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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