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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:02

Just Forget it!
No way
Still no good.
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How did you adjust to civilian life after your military service in the British Army?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
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Then came..
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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